Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Of the utmost safety

"You must show patience my young padwan learner."
"Don't do that. You remember what happened last time you did that."
"Oh yeah... you shot me."

Thursday, June 29, 2006

This sort of thing happens all the time

Transcribed directly from an MSN conversation with my cousin, a true Champion of Saskatchewan:

i just about gave grandma a heat attack today. i was planting potaotes and when you fill the planter it puts alot of weight on the hitch, and when you put alot of weight on the back it takes weight off the front, so the front end of the tractor weighs just about nothing and comes off the ground real easy
well i was driving across the field with a full planter and hit a soft spot and the front end came about 4 feet off the ground, so i just kept going, balancing the tractor with the throttle, i figure 2 wheels on the ground is good enough, little do i know grandma was sitting on the road watching this,
well she got on the radio and let me have it i tell you

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Coming soon

Honestly